Thursday, October 2, 2025

The 2nd Day of Horror: Weapons (2025)

Weapons (2025)

You may have seen this one recently, as it became a runaway hit at the box office over the last month or two, but if you haven't, and you happen to like really weird horror films (and don't mind more jarring tonal shifts at odd moments) then Zach Cregger's Weapons is well worth a watch. Julia Garner plays a teacher named Justine caught up in a month of insanity in a small town where one day all of the children in her class except for one fail to show up....and it turns out all of them disappeared willingly in the middle of the night, sneaking out of the house to run Naruto Style* through town to an unknown location. The relatively ill equipped local police find themselves at a total loss as to where the kids went, which proves especially amusing (and perplexing) later on in the movie.

I won't go into any spoilers here as the movie is out now and best watched without any idea of what to expect, but I will comment on its format: while we have some main characters to root for, the movie is really almost an ensemble piece, focusing on the impact of this event on the lives of several disparate characters, and the stories of these five-ish protagonists weave together to assemble the whole story. It's weakness is that most of the actual reveal on what the heck is really going on is end-loaded with the final character we are introduced to, and I can't say I 100% bought in to some of the necessary leaps of logic for the events to transpire as they did, but the ending was overall sufficiently weird and crazy that the pay off was worth overlooking a few "that doesn't feel terribly likely," moments.

This has been a pretty good year for horror movies, and while I found that I loved some other horror films that came out this year a lot more (Nosferatu and Ash both come to mind), Weapons is a solid addition to a generally great roster for the genre this year. B+! Would have made it an A if certain plot bits didn't keep nagging at the back of my mind. I mean...it works, don't get be wrong, but there's a couple spots where the logic feels forced.....you'll see what I mean.

As an aside, on the way out of the theater my buddy, my son and I were talking about the movie and i commented that it did well enough that I was sure they would do the sequelitis thing, and predicted that it would be a prequel about the villain, to explain the whole deal (origin story). Then if that does well a third film will come out focusing on the lone surivor kid when he grows up. They announced recently that yes indeed Creggers is going to do a prequel to Weapons next, so I am right on count one.....!



*A thing I know exists because my teen was into it before he was a teen. He and I still argue over whether its really a thing or even a smart way to run, of course. 

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